Girl 1: “Everyone needs to know that it’s not what you look like or what you have, it’s all about confidence.”

Girl 2: “No, I wish it were that simple, but it’s much more than that.”

Girl 1: “I used to think that, too, but once I realized that I would sleep with Pitbull, I saw the light.”

Girl 2: Oh my God, I would sleep with Pitbull, too. I concede.”