I.
Girl 1: ” I was careful but I still caught feelings anyway. I am so annoyed.”
Girl 2: “Are you sure?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, it sucks.”
Girl 2: “How do you know?”
Girl 1: “The hottest guy in Manhattan hit on me on me and it tempted me in the same way ice cream melted on cement would.”
Girl 2: “Oh man, that sucks. Have you told him?”
Girl 1: “Nah, no need to. He doesn’t show any symptoms and I don’t think it’s contagious.”
II.
Girl 1: “I sent my first sexting photo in lingerie.”
Girl 2: “Congrats! How did it go?”
Girl 1: “Well, he sort of said he was ‘flattered’ and mentioned he might be too tired to see me when he gets home from his trip. All in all, a fail.”
Girl 2: “Hmm, let’s see the pic.”
Looks at it.
Girl 2: “Honey, I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to say that sh*t just turned me on!”
Guy: Wait, what did I just miss?
III.
Guy: “I think I am smitten.”
Girl: “Really?”
Guy: “Yes, I cuddled with a girl last night and wanted to wait for sex.”
Girl: “That’s sweet.”
Guy: “No, that’s insane and there’s no excuse for it but ‘smitten’ sounds better than ‘stupid”’.
IV.
Girl: “Men are so stupid!”
Guy: “And the world is round.”
